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reblogged from coldestxwinter, originally from jwdubz.

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reblogged from gallifreyfalls, originally from aradira.

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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reblogged from captain-kumquat, originally from linguisticsyall.

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

shared 4 hours ago on July/31/2014, with 57,231 notes.
reblogged from raggedyism, originally from officialfolgers.

0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character

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reblogged from captain-kumquat, originally from 0fficermako.

ed-pool:

THIS MAY BE THE GREATEST THING EVER

What if Marvel owned all the rights to their characters?

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reblogged from notaqueenakhaleessi, originally from ed-pool.

trusthim:

i could write seven books on how ron is not useless and how he’s a great friend to harry but i hear this woman named jk rowling already did

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reblogged from the-cockatrice, originally from trusthim.

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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reblogged from obrojobs, originally from urbanclictionary.

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”
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reblogged from ksjaymes, originally from colonelhathi.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

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